Monday, August 15, 2005

Robin Williams' Plan for Peace

When my love read this, she said "Looks like one person in Hollywood has some sense!"
Ditto with my emphasis. This was attributed to Robin Williams in an e-mail I received:

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'"

3 Comments:

Blogger Middle_America said...

LOL. If only.

8:16 PM  
Anonymous CheeryToes said...

Robin Williams is an unapologetic liberal, the last statement about the baseball bat is his, but it wasn't meant to be complimentary. The rest of it is source unknown, but someone has voiced the sentiments of the silent majority. We love our country, we understand what happened on 9/11 and we're sick and tired of the world having it's hand out while nothing we give or do is ever enough. We're tired of leaders like Vincente Fox, trashing us, taking our money and encouraging his population to ignore our laws and showing them how to sneak across the border, all the while with a smile and his hand out. We're tired of roll over and lick boot countries like France who cowtow to radical Islamists because they don't have the courage to stand up and put an end to the tyranny of fanaticism and violence...and insult us and mock us because we do. I suppose I may only be speaking for myself, but I'm weary of people like Bill Clinton, the Dixie Chicks, and Al Gore going to foreign countries and not only trashing us but in Gore's case saying inflammatory things to people who all ready hate us. He should be imprisoned, or locked up like the bitter psycho he is, rather than be allowed to incite more extremists to further acts of violence. ...oops...sorry...I only meant to say that Robin Williams didn't say that...I'll hush now!

10:28 PM  
Blogger oob said...

if I even got into pointing out what a moron you are, it would take the rest of my days. Get off your ever-spreading secretary ass and go the library. It seems unlikely at this point in your sad, desperate slide towards middle age, but you might actually learn something.

a young liberal in Maine

6:29 AM  

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